~~ JoK3s ~~

Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.
His secretary walked up to him and asked, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?'
Boss was not smart enough to understand, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was undone.
He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, the boss finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?'
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil with 2 flat tires.'
Boss went back to his office muttering... kan ni nau bu......

~~ SoNg ~~

Love wiLL kEep uS AliV3

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide

Lost and lonely
Now you've given me the will to survive
When we're hungry...love will keep us alive

Don't you worry
Sometimes you've just gotta let it ride
The world is changing
Right before your eyes
Now I've found you
There's no more emptiness inside
When we're hungry...love will keep us alive

I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain
Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide
Lost and lonely
Now you've given me the will to survive
When we're hungry...love will keep us alive
When we're hungry...love will keep us alive
When we're hungry...love will keep us alive

~~ CooL ~~